Church of Kevin Conterras

Arshun · Joined: 31 Dec 2009 Posts: 10

CHAPTER ONE

once upon time Sync(Thats kevin :)!) was born in some sorta factory(thats where robots r made rite???? o3o) and he was a war machine and he was made to kill stuff. So Sync said "NO FUCK YOU I AM A PEACE ROBOT THE POWER OF MUSIC YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and then killed everyone in te room and flew out. <3 he spends most of his days sitting on da compooter or killing himself but sometimes the KEVIN SIGNAL will be shown in the air and then sync will flap his wings and fly to THE CRIME SCENE. Then he slaps everyone with his thin razorblade like penis and kills them dead. "YEAAAAAH THIS IS FANTASTIC SAID KEVIN" said sync. Then he took a shit behind a taco bell. AND THATS HOW SYNC WAS BORN, OUR SAVIOR <3333333333333333 o3o
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WE LOVE YOU KEVIN :)

Dimfish · Joined: 31 Dec 2009 Posts: 5

beutiful

also here be that ap-formentioned razor sharp penis:

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Ninja's will eat you if you try to rape this

Arshun · Joined: 31 Dec 2009 Posts: 10

CHAPTER TWO

ONE DAY OUR GOD SYNC GOT REALLY REALLY REALLY HORNY. HE STARTED TO FAP TO MIKURU BECAUSE SHE HAD LARGE BOOBS AND WAS HIS WAIFU(BUT HE ONLY LIKES HER AS A SISTER REMEMBER). HIS SEMEN RAINED UPON THE WORLD AND HE CAME OVER EVERYTHING AND THEN HE CUT HIMSELF WITH HIS PENIS AND HE GOT A BANDAID. AND THATS HOW THE WORLD WAS MADE.
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WE LOVE YOU KEVIN :)